The Girl

Hi, you lovely salacious bounders.

Please accept my apologies for my inactivity on here. House renovations have taken up quite a bit of time of late and still not finished yet! Nevertheless the second book in the Lonely Ballerina Trilogy, The Girl, is now upon us and should be available within the next few days or so. Details and synopsis are available on the website www.lonelyballerina.com. The third and final installment (yet to be titled) is now underway and (subject to ongoing renovation works) should be twelve months or so down the pipeline.

Other News:

How to get laid.

Well, how to get a patio laid to be precise.

Answer: Get a 57-year-old crock with a glass back and broken knees to move 4 tonnes of sand, gravel and 600x600x50 47kg concrete slabs from the front of the house to the back and laid in situ all by hand. (Barrow broke after just one load). Result: One laid patio and one 57-year-old crock two-inches shorter with an even glassier back and knees reduced to nothing more than jelly! That said I had gonads like basletballs for a while after, which gave me something to sit on whilst admiring the fruits of my labour!

Thanks for your continued support

Short video trailer for The Girl now available on website and on social media.

A'll si thee